Words To Live By

"Eat today like they're serving rice tomorrow."

Disadvantage Point

Bottom bunks have it all: comfort, convenience, heaven on earth.

But top bunks get an adventure every morning. Plus the original dismount is bau5/boss.

1. Upside-down high-heel shoe

2. Chomps

3. Satan's chair

4. Fire guy

Picky-Leaks

One upon a time, we didn't have rice for supper.

Of course, as you can imagine, I was estatic... as was my room-mate for my sake. Now, don't get me wrong, I love her support in my times of need (rice days, or better known as Monday through Thursday). But I wasn't fond of her timing regarding this new-found optimism. 

Poor guy never saw it coming.



What was one to say in order to save face? My secret was out. This man's entire (and I mean entire) livelihood depends on the public's view of his rice -- I mean meals.



It was as if time itself ceased to exist. I could feel the burning hot coals of judgment 

 fall upon me. Heaps and heaps of injustice via over-exaggerated gasps were all I felt as I shrinked away into oblivion. Apparently people here like rice.

What did I care? I had mashed potatoes for supper, S.O.B.



Oh Hai