This Year on the Menu: Rice!

Ever feel like you are completely under the control of some cruel higher power? If you are a dorm student at a university, you are.

I decided to hone my superior artistic talents to create for you, an image; an image that may ring truer in your heart of hearts than you had ever intended. The following illustrations may cause frustration and pain, but they were meant to tell a story... the story of the dorm-student's agony when all they wanted was something to eat.

"No, that would be too simple," the kitchen staff says, "These students need to know what it means to have a balanced diet." -- OMG ONE FOOD SERVED FOR EVERY MEAL OF EVERY DAY IS NOT A BALANCED DIET!!11#$@@%%^!!!

And so, our story begins with the portrayal of the 7-day installment (along with two tasty desserts) of the only food that seems to be on the menu: rice.

Rice, you are my mortal enemy. If I have to spend the rest of my natural life facing you at every street corner and taxi cab, then it's just not worth it anymore.. (this is not a suicide letter).


DAY ONE:

DAY TWO:

DAY THREE:

AND FOR DESSERT:







DAY FOUR:

DAY FIVE:



DAY SIX:

DAY SEVEN (Thank God):

AND FOR DESSERT:

Save us.